Bigfoot Geplaatst: 22 september 2009 Geplaatst: 22 september 2009 http://fmylife.com Enkele quote's Citaat: Today, I had a job interview. I have a nervous tendency to rub my foot against the bar under the table. After the interview I noticed I had been rubbing my foot against the interviewer's leg. FML quote: Today, I woke up extremely hungover. I couldn't find my car keys so I went out to my car to see if I had locked them inside. I walked back to the door of my apartment barefoot and empty handed, only to find that I had locked myself out of the apartment. FML quote: Today, my older brother told me that no matter how fast you run at automatic sliding doors, they'll open in time. So I ran at a pair. They don't. FML quote: Today, after a month of planning, I started to tease my boyfriend of 3 years about the wonderful anniversary plans I had made for us. It was a secret, so I let him try and guess. He said "As long as its not a spa day. that would suck I would never go." It's a spa day. That I've already paid for. FML quote: Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML quote: Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML quote: Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room... my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML quote: Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML quote: Today I noticed that my daughter was making funny noises which oddly resembled sex sounds my wife makes. When I asked her what she was doing she said "I'm pretending to be mommy from last night." I was on a business trip last night. FML
Gekkenhuis Geplaatst: 22 september 2009 Geplaatst: 22 september 2009 Heb je ook een nederlandse vertaling hier van? Kan ik het ook lezen
leo1949 Geplaatst: 22 september 2009 Geplaatst: 22 september 2009 Met Goegel lukt het ook wel een beetje. http://translate.google.nl/translate?hl=nl&sl=en&tl=nl&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fmylife.com%2F Je moet alleen een beetje creatief kunnen lezen. Vroeger waren de kratten bier van hout en moest je zuipen om de kachel aan te houden Waar de darmen vol van zijn loopt de anus van over.
Bigfoot Geplaatst: 22 september 2009 Auteur Geplaatst: 22 september 2009 Jullie hebben gelijk, Engels is te moeilijk en ik wil geen discussies want het is idd tegen de regels.
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