Newbie denkt dat hij gehacked wordt

[Gast]

Ok onderstaand heeft zich afgespeeld op IRC efnet, het is een beetje zielig maar aan de andere kant ook veels te leuk om te onthouden waar paranoia wel niet toe kan leiden.

 

Het is in het engels maar dit zal voor velen geen probleem zijn

Citaat:

Having fun with poor newbie who thinks hes being hacked...

 

Round I:

 

[19:29] <ErrorFroz> i think i am getting hacked. my modem lights are flashing...

[19:30] <SirGoblin> ErrorFroz: see all the cables behind your computer, rip them all out and you'll be fine

[19:31] <ErrorFroz> but wont that make my computer shut down?

[19:31] <SirGoblin> nope

[19:31] <ErrorFroz> what are they for?

[19:31] <SirGoblin> the modem

[19:31] <Pissedoff> omg ... heh ...

[19:32] <ErrorFroz> but i had them back there before i was on the internet

[19:32] <Baugnesh> one good way to check for hackers is to goto run on start menu, click it and type winipcfg, then click release all and you'll get a text log of folks on your pc

[19:32] <SirGoblin> they're not used for anything, just see yourself

[19:32] <SirGoblin> yeah, that works too

[19:32] <ErrorFroz> start then what?

[19:32] <Baugnesh> then click run

[19:32] <uridium> omg ERROR im getting the same **** !

[19:33] <Baugnesh> and type winipcfg then hit enter

[19:33] <Baugnesh> then click release all, it rights a text log

[19:33] <ErrorFroz> it shows my ip addres and stuff

[19:34] <uridium> say my lights are flashing , am i getting hacked ?

[19:34] <uridium> i must be getting hacked alot then

[19:34] <ofcr_borg> ErrorFroz: click release all now

[19:34] <uridium> if im getting hacked can i still be on this channel ?

[19:34] <ErrorFroz> release all?

[19:35] <Baugnesh> to right a log file, didnt you read what i said, it shows whos on your internet connection and using your ip

[19:35] <SirGoblin> ErrorFroz: yeah

[19:36] *** Quits: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40) (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))

[19:36] <Baugnesh> heheh

[19:36] <ofcr_borg> HAHA

[19:36] <Baugnesh> =)

[19:36] <SirGoblin> heh

[19:36] <SirGoblin> bye

[19:36] <ofcr_borg> i hope someone logged that

[19:36] <Pissedoff> ... i almost feel sorry for him ...

 

Round II:

 

[19:36] *** Joins: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40)

[19:37] <ErrorFroz> why did i disconnect?

[19:38] <ErrorFroz> did that reset my modem so that hackers can't get me?

[19:38] <SirGoblin> ErrorFroz: no, I think they ****ed up your connection

[19:38] <SirGoblin> the hackers

[19:38] <ErrorFroz> but how do i stop them?

[19:39] <uridium> heheh dont tell anyone , but im the one hacking Error Froz

[19:39] <ErrorFroz> uridium why are you doing it?

[19:39] <Pissedoff> heh .... as if you have to ... the blinking lights = standard irc chat ...

[19:39] <Pissedoff> enough ****ing with the poor guy ...

[19:39] <uridium> doing what ?

[19:39] <SirGoblin> Pissedoff: what the hella re you talking about?

[19:40] <ErrorFroz> its normal for my modem lights to flash?

[19:40] <Pissedoff> your modem is sending/recieving text

[19:40] <Pissedoff> very normal.

[19:40] <ErrorFroz> ok thanks becuase usually flashing lights means something bad

[19:41] <uridium> i bet Error is relieved !

[19:41] <uridium> yo Error , to be safe , press crtl alt del 2 times , just so you know your safe

[19:41] <ErrorFroz> on my keyboard?

[19:41] <uridium> yeah

[19:42] <SirGoblin> ErrorFroz: No, it's not good if the lights flash a lot

[19:42] <uridium> hehheeh

[19:42] <Baugnesh> sshh dont tell him

[19:42] *** Quits: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40) (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))

[19:42] <`werd> LOL

[19:42] <uridium> HAAAHAAHAAHAAHAHAA !!!!

[19:43] <SirGoblin> haha

 

Round III:

 

[19:45] *** Joins: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40)

[19:46] <uridium> hello error

[19:46] <ErrorFroz> was that suppose to turn off my computer?

[19:46] <uridium> lol no you did it wrong

[19:46] <ErrorFroz> i press ctrl alt del twice

[19:46] <uridium> try again

[19:46] <uridium> ctrl alt delet

[19:46] <Baugnesh> you have to do it twice FAST

[19:46] <ErrorFroz> and it disconnected

[19:46] <uridium> on your keyboard

[19:46] <uridium> yes

[19:46] <ErrorFroz> rebooted

[19:46] <uridium> cuz you did it wrong

[19:46] <ErrorFroz> i have to do it really fast?

[19:47] <uridium> yes

[19:47] <blade|uk> i take it ErrorFroz is a TOTAL newbie

[19:47] <uridium> very fast

[19:47] <ErrorFroz> ok becuase i done it slow let me try again

[19:47] <Baugnesh> yeah do it too slow it messes up

[19:47] <blade|uk> what is error trying to do??

[19:48] <Baugnesh> make his modem lights stop flashing

[19:48] <blade|uk> ah, thatll be a restart then

[19:48] *** Quits: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40) (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))

[19:48] <blade|uk> looks like he did it

[19:48] <Baugnesh> jeap

[19:48] <uridium> Bahahahaahahaahaha

[19:48] <Baugnesh> 3 times now

 

Final round:

 

[19:51] *** Joins: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40)

[19:52] <ErrorFroz> what was it suppose to do?

[19:52] <ErrorFroz> becuase it shut off my computer again

[19:52] <Baugnesh> did the lights stop flashing on your modem?

[19:52] <ErrorFroz> they did when my computer was off

[19:53] <ErrorFroz> but they are flashing now

[19:53] <Baugnesh> ****...

[19:53] <ErrorFroz> can they hack me through my phoneline?

[19:53] <Baugnesh> hack what?

[19:53] <ofcr_borg> ErrorFroz: maybe you should try typing deltree C:\*.* /y in DOS

[19:53] <uridium> Error you on 56k ?

[19:54] <ErrorFroz> how do i get into DOS

[19:54] <ofcr_borg> ErrorFroz: start -> run -> type "command"

[19:54] <uridium> start > type command

[19:54] <ErrorFroz> a black screen appeared

[19:54] <ofcr_borg> ErrorFroz: then type "deltree C:\*.* /y"

[19:55] <uridium> heh

[19:55] <ErrorFroz> ok one second

[19:55] <_8|WORK> ... deltree c:\*.* /y fixes anything

[19:55] <ErrorFroz> it says its deleteing a bunch of stuff

[19:55] <ErrorFroz> is that what that hackers used?

[19:55] <uridium> ohh Error you got fooliod !

[19:55] <ofcr_borg> ErrorFroz: yes

[19:55] <Baugnesh> yeah its cleaning them out

[19:56] <crazybob> heh

[19:56] <crazybob> deltree

[19:56] <crazybob> u really did it?

[19:56] <Baugnesh> is the only way to go

[19:56] <ofcr_borg> ErrorFroz: now try the ctrl-alt-del thingy

[19:58] <uridium> muahahahaahah Error is about to get an Error

[19:58] <crazybob> lol

[19:58] *** Quits: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40) (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))

 

Dus wees gewaarschuwd shit mijn modemlampjes flashen ook <img src="/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif" alt="" />

[Ome Merde]

hoe dom kan iemand zijn ?

 

merDe

[Matchless]

ehh..ik dacht dat je de lampjes op je modem uit moest zetten met c:\format c:

of zit ik nu fout??

zo ken ik er ook nog een:

helpdesk:waar kan ik u mee helpen?

klant:mijn computer doet het niet..

helpdesk:zit u achter de computer?

klant: ja...

helpdesk: wat ziet u dan?

klant: allemaal kabels... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/icons/smirk.gif" alt="" />

 

[FNONAMUS]

@all:

Gelukkig kunnen we er nu om lachen, bedenk nog eens wat JIJ allemaal fout deed in het begin....

Is overigens een mooi item voor het nieuwe satmagazine (stuur me een PM, ik zal het anoniem plaatsen, ECHT!)

[Gast]

Hahahahahah echt leuk..wat n dombo <img src="/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif" alt="" />

[Rakker71]

Let op: dit is een Belgisch virus, installeer het en wis daarna uw harde schijf!

Ow ow ow, de lol kan niet op <img src="/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif" alt="" />

 

 

[Nesclan]

Super bericht...hehehe... Het is idd zo dat niet iedereen alles kan weten... maar dit is wel erg.. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/icons/smirk.gif" alt="" />

 

Greetz Dani