Digipaps Geplaatst: 15 december 2004 Geplaatst: 15 december 2004 Er is een nieuwe vliegende slang ontdekt... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> Latijnse naam: Chrysopelea ornata Algemene naam: Boeing Constrictor.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/loldev.gif" alt="" /> Zie bijlage.. digipaps Heeee.....ik zie dat dit mijn 2000ste berichtje is... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> digipaps "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing"
racad Geplaatst: 15 december 2004 Geplaatst: 15 december 2004 een man met een penes van 30 centimeter gaat naar de dokter en vraagt of er iets is om hem kleiner te maken, de dokter geef hem pillen mee en hij moet na een week terugkomen, na een week gaat hij terug en zegt tegen de dokter dat het niet kleiner is geworden, de dokter zeg kleed je maar uit haal je penes maar door je benen naar je kont toe,de dokter vraagt heb je de penes onder je kont, ja zegt ie, nou zegt dokter schijt er maar op want hij is waardeloos.
Its_Johan Geplaatst: 16 december 2004 Geplaatst: 16 december 2004 ? ET10000 4x DVB-S2, ET4000 client, OSCAM, CanaalDigitaal, TNTSat. Reelbox AVG 3x DVB-S2, 1x DVB-T (staat nauwelijks aan)Visiosat G3+ (28.2E-23.5E-19.2E-13E) 4x ALPS quad 0,2db, PHILIPS 55PUS9109 TV(2x Xsat CDTV410 & Cherokee 9000 NG4 in de kast)
Gast Geplaatst: 16 december 2004 Geplaatst: 16 december 2004 En ik dacht dat ik de enige was die 'm niet vatte.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/anoniem.gif" alt="" /> Hebben meer mensen last van dus gelukkig. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/loldev.gif" alt="" />
edje-ken Geplaatst: 16 december 2004 Geplaatst: 16 december 2004 Ik wilde het niet zeggen maar ik snapte hem ook niet <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/loldev.gif" alt="" /> En dat is dus geen mop <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> Vu+ Solo2Dreambox 800s
pinocchio Geplaatst: 17 december 2004 Geplaatst: 17 december 2004 Citaat: En ik dacht dat ik de enige was die 'm niet vatte.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/anoniem.gif" alt="" /> Hebben meer mensen last van dus gelukkig. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/loldev.gif" alt="" /> Ja waarschijnlijk een placebo AZ box
Digipaps Geplaatst: 17 december 2004 Geplaatst: 17 december 2004 Is dit deel 1 en moet de kloe nog komen..??... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> digipaps digipaps "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing"
Emboca Geplaatst: 17 december 2004 Geplaatst: 17 december 2004 Zou soms het iets te maken hebben met het speekwoord "Poep aan de knikker " <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />
guykers Geplaatst: 17 december 2004 Geplaatst: 17 december 2004 verklaring: Als je hem in werkstand, nog steeds tussen je benen door kunt vouwen, heeft hij te weinig "steh" vermogen. nobody is perfect, I ain't nobody feedback doet wonderen vu solo2, Vu duo 4K SE, vu uno 4k, ultimo voor hobby
Gast Geplaatst: 17 december 2004 Geplaatst: 17 december 2004 Ik had even geen zin om te vertalen, maar vond 'm te leuk om niet te plaatsen. After getting all of Pope John Paul's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. "Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver, "Would you please take your seat so we can leave?" "Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today." "I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" Protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning. "There might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope. Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105mph. "Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. "Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license," moans the driver. The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio. "I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher. The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five. "So bust him," says the Chief. "I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the cop. The Chief exclaimed," All the more reason!" "No, I mean really important," said the cop. The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?" Cop: "Bigger." Chief: "Governor?" Cop: "Bigger." "Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?" Cop: "I think it's God!" Chief: "What makes you think it's God?" Cop: "He's got the bloody Pope as a chauffeur!!"
Gast Geplaatst: 18 december 2004 Geplaatst: 18 december 2004 How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 1 to move it to the Lighting section 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 5 to flame the spell checkers 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
Gast Geplaatst: 18 december 2004 Geplaatst: 18 december 2004 ik dacht dat het een nedelands forem was? ik ken bijna geen engels dus wat een <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/loldev.gif" alt="" /> hebben we hier bedankt heren. grtz henk <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kweetniet.gif" alt="" />
Emboca Geplaatst: 18 december 2004 Geplaatst: 18 december 2004 Henkie doe er wat aan je heb de sloophamer toch al bij de hand <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/xyxthumbs.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disc.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/loldev.gif" alt="" />
JaNuZz Geplaatst: 18 december 2004 Geplaatst: 18 december 2004 Citaat: nedelands forem Nou de eerste letters heeft ie er al uit gesloopt <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/loldev.gif" alt="" />
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